Who nose?

One of the 5 sensory organs, then nose is not given much importance in the hierarchy of sensory organs. Humans around me ask me not to read in dim light, they ask me not to hear loud music, they ask me not to touch fire, they ask me not to eat unknown substances, but…. They never tell me not to smell something toxic or not to breathe.
Why is this? Once again, world renowned psychologist and human behavior analyzer, ME, pondered over this fact.
The nose is nothing but a small part of the small face. It is formed because of the skull, one fine day, decided it needed a hole in its front to improve its look and thus the mouth was born. Then it decided that it needed holes to make it more attractive and thus the eyes were punched in. then it was wondering how else it can beautify itself, and then came the idea of nose. The nose was formed very differently from the rest of the sensory organs. Unlike the eyes, where the hole never really aids, if it were not for the eyeballs and incongruent to the formation of the mouth , where the skull discovered that it had been tricked into thinking it was hole, whereas it was really a crevice formed due to the jaw bone. The nose is a small protrusion of the skull, over which the skin was made to grow, like money plants growing over the banyan tree. And thus the nose was born.
The nose helps us in inhaling toxic and noxious gases and exhales a relatively less lethal gas in the form of Carbon Dioxide. This process was being followed ever since humans started thriving on this planet. This course of action took place without our knowledge and thus we just took it for granted.
The nose, although it did a very good job out of it, it was not given due respect. Due to immense fury, it once stopped functioning and that was when the 1st man died. A blind man breathes, a dumb man breathes, a deaf man breathes, a man in coma breaths, but you cannot find one living person on earth who has the disability of breathing.
So from now on, give respect to your nose and pray to it that it functions properly, lest it makes you differently abled person, who doesn’t move or talk or roll his eyes etc etc, for you are dead.